Strays - Introduction

This was just something small that I whipped up. Trying to keep the language as basic as possible is nearly impossible for me as is the reluctance to not remove all those Ain't s. It probably still needs a lot of work as I only gave it a quick proof read. I think I still need to dumb it down a bit.

But hey, something odd. It's a rare occurrence that no one dies.

P.S. Please don't think I'm picking on red heads.